At the restaurant

Waiter: What would you like to ......... with, sir?

Diner: I was thinking I ......... try the soup.

Waiter: Sorry sir. The soup's ..........

Diner: In that ......... I'll try the roast beef.

Waiter: You'll have no luck there either. We haven't got any ..........

Diner: Oh that's a .......... Perhaps I could have the pork.

Waiter: It's really not your .......... We don't have any pork now.

Diner: Oh this is .......... Do you have anything at all?

Waiter: Now sir it's not worth ......... your temper. You could take the last thing on the menu.

Diner: Right then. If it's not too much .......... Please bring me a cup of coffee.