Double Speak in Job Titles

The school custodian was the main suspect of the girl's disappearance.

Linda got a job as an executive assistant in a Law Firm.

Celebrities are usually surrounded by their personal protection specialists.

George is in the food business now. He is an Executive Snack Route Consultant.

I have always wanted to be an esthetician.

My mom used to work at a hospital as a patient care assistant.

Bob used to work as a media courier during school summer breaks when he was a kid, now he has his own newspaper.

Some places in New York have advertised on the newspaper they needed part-time career associate scanning professionals.

The day before Carol's wedding, her bridesmaids went to see a nail technician.

The meteorologist said on TV that it is supposed to rain all day tomorrow.