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You must have lost your marbles if you're seriously considering buying that house.

If you don't mind me saying so I think you're a bit over the top, aren't you?

All right then if you like I'll put my cards on the table.

I'd appreciate that. Go on, I'm all ears.

Well in the first place all the windows are broken, which is a real pain in the neck.

Yes, I agree but at the same time it's not the end of the world.

Then of course there is that huge crack in one of the outer walls, that'll cost you an arm and a leg to repair.

You have a point but then I can deal with that in the fullness of time.

Finally there's one thing you can't just sweep under the carpet and that is the missing roof!

I can see there are no flies on you but you must admit it is very cheap.