Read before you sign

A. Now you must read this very careful before you sign it.

B. Yes, I understand this is a very important documentary but I must get my glasses before I do that.

A. Why do you need to doing that? Don't you trust me?

B. It isn't about trust. It's just that my eyesight is poor and I can't read nothing without them.

A. All right you go and get it I'll just sit here and wait for you.

B. Now, let me have a closer look at this. Tell me which does that say?

A. Oh that's nothing. It just says what you have to do. Just sign it. Go off.

B. Right. I'll sign on this line here and then everything is in orders.

A. Excellent. Well did. As you have signed your name, it means the car is now mine.

B. No, you're wrong I didn't employ my name. The car is still mine because I signed it Mickey Mouse.