On the train

Mrs Ashton: Excuse me but do you know ......... this train is going to London?

Mr Corp: Oh yes, madam. She's ......... going to London.

Mrs Ashton: Well, that's good ..........

Mr Corp: What ......... you say that, madam?

Mrs Ashton: Well, last time I ......... by train, I got on the wrong one.

Mr Corp: What ......... to you then?

Mrs Ashton: It was terrible because I ended ......... miles away from where I wanted to go.

Mr Corp: Well, you'll have no such ......... today, madam.

Mrs Ashton: Look are you ......... the train's going to London. It's taking a long time to leave.

Mr Corp: Don't you ......... madam. It is going to London but not for another 4 hours!